Send him to the Phantom Zone.
neat blue dog
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Satan in Heaven
by pleaseresearch inthis has always baffled me.
that is why was satan and his demons allowed to be in heaven for so long after they split from god?.
if we did that then we are out of the congregation, members are shunned and also kicked out of families homes.
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Satan in Heaven
by pleaseresearch inthis has always baffled me.
that is why was satan and his demons allowed to be in heaven for so long after they split from god?.
if we did that then we are out of the congregation, members are shunned and also kicked out of families homes.
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neat blue dog
Judicial cases can often take a week or longer to resolve, and on e day is a thousand years with God, so Satan was officially announced as disfellowshipped within the week. How's that? 😉
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Best Bethel stories
by optimisticskeptic ini temped at bethel 3 times for varying lengths of time and found working there to not always be the rosy picture some would paint.
not a surprise really, but i think one of the things that surprised me the most was how a lot of the permanent bethelites (especially older ones) were so impersonal to temps.
they acted like you weren't worth investing their time in since you weren't permanent.
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neat blue dog
I've got some crazy stories but they'd identify me, which I'm not ready for. 🤐Who knows, maybe years from now.
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Can JW's celebrate Hannukah?
by Splash inwhat's the official teaching on celebrating this jewish festival?.
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neat blue dog
scratchme1010:
The best way to find out information about what JWs do and don't do is by asking JWs directly and/or by going to their official website.
Just sayin'😂
I'm guessing this is satire.
I'm hoping this is satire.
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Can JW's celebrate Hannukah?
by Splash inwhat's the official teaching on celebrating this jewish festival?.
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neat blue dog
This is a good question to make a JW think . . . Because Paul was talking SPECIFICALLY about Jewish festivals when he said that it's up to each individual Christian conscience to decide weather to observe them or not.
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For a good laugh, check this out on jw. org
by dropoffyourkeylee ingo to jw.org and watch some of the caleb and sophia videos in solomon islands pidgin language.
hilarious!.
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neat blue dog
I've always loved reading that language for laughs (not making fun of people who speak it, I just think it's cute). I've still got a few WT/A! magazines in SIP
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Revisiting the two witness rule, new light.
by Crazyguy init’s already been disgusted how mathew 18: verses 18 on showing that there’s not a cut and dry way to enforce a rule or law in another thread i started.
but let’s look at verse 16 the verse they like to quote.
the verse isn’t talking about having two witnesses to a crime or a wrong doing , it’s saying if you have a problem with a brother and he’s not willing to listen to your side off the issue to take some witnesses with you that agree with you to help establish that your point of view is in fact correct.
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neat blue dog
Exactly! It was incredibly stupid of them to make that recent morning worship video about the two witness rule, because up until that point most R&F JWs didn't even know about it in this context. They could've changed it and been a little easier. But now just like the blood doctrine, the more time that passes the more casualties add up, and the greater the probability of liability.
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Deceptive comments or lies that you have heard from platform or brothers & sisters?
by Farmer Jim1 inok, so what are the most deceptive comments that you have heard from your experience in congregations?.
my top three are;.
1) service overseer during the ’ how did we do?’ annual talk, twisted the figures to such an extent that it looked like the congregations ministry was in tip-top shape.
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neat blue dog
The two separate instances of ministerial servants being removed right after the CO's visit because their service hours were below quota, but both of them saving face by telling everyone that they 'decided' to step down for personal reasons.
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How do JWs pronounce COBE?
by Wild_Thing injust wondering.
when i was a witness, we had presiding overseer, and would say p-o for short.
do they spell it out when they say cobe or do they say it with as a word?
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neat blue dog
Standing for "Coordinator of the Body of Elders" the acronym is COTBOE, with a silent T, pronounced "ko-bee".
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Name a song title..........
by punkofnice inreplace one word in a song title with the word 'elder/s'.. eg.
the elders are back in town' (boys).
smoke on the elder (water).
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neat blue dog
Was you last topic deleted or something? To bad, I thought it was pretty funny.